Do bed bugs only infest dirty homes?

No way, my friend! Bed bugs don't discriminate when it comes to where they infest. Just like a wide receiver who can catch a touchdown pass in any stadium, these pests can set up shop in the cleanest of homes too. It's all about opportunity for them - they're just looking for warmth, blood, and hiding spots, no matter how tidy your place is.

But hey, don't sweat it! We're like a defensive line ready to blitz those bed bugs out of existence. We'll come in with our game plan, tackle those critters head-on, and make sure your home is bed bug-free before you know it. You don't have to be on defense anymore - we're here to score the winning touchdown!

As Vince Lombardi once said: "Winning isn't everything, but wanting it is." Let's show those bed bugs that we want this victory more than anything!