Ohhh, buddy, you’ve asked the kind of question that separates the rookies from the Hall of Famers. Let me tell ya - these little freeloaders don’t just throw in the towel and move next door like they’re looking for a new AirBnB. Nope, Cimex the Menace has the endurance of a linebacker on Red Bull. They’ll bunker down in your mattress like it’s a luxury suite at the Ritz, waiting for you to slip up like a rookie fumbling on the one-yard line.

Now, don’t get me wrong, they do die - but it’s not a gentle stroll into the sunset. It’s a full-on sack, kinda hit. Eggs are like rookies at training camp -- they sit out a few plays, then suddenly BOOM, they’re on the field, ready to blitz your ankles. Adults? They’re your veteran players, creeping around at 2AM like it’s Monday Night Football.

The only way to win? No soft zone defense. You gotta blitz, full throttle -- bring in the pros, lock down your house tighter than the ’85 Bears defense. So yes, bed bugs die -- but only if you treat it like the championship game it is. Don’t lower your guard. Keep pressure on the quarterback (that’s the infestation), run the ball with the pros, and when the final whistle blows, you’ll be hoisting the trophy: a bug-free home. 

No way, my friend! Bed bugs don't discriminate when it comes to where they infest. Just like a wide receiver who can catch a touchdown pass in any stadium, these pests can set up shop in the cleanest of homes too. It's all about opportunity for them - they're just looking for warmth, blood, and hiding spots, no matter how tidy your place is.

But hey, don't sweat it! We're like a defensive line ready to blitz those bed bugs out of existence. We'll come in with our game plan, tackle those critters head-on, and make sure your home is bed bug-free before you know it. You don't have to be on defense anymore - we're here to score the winning touchdown!

As Vince Lombardi once said: "Winning isn't everything, but wanting it is." Let's show those bed bugs that we want this victory more than anything!

Alright team, listen up! Just like in football, getting rid of bed bugs requires a game plan and some serious determination. When it comes to how long it takes for those pesky critters to be completely gone after treatment, every situation is different.

Think of it like preparing for a big game. We need to assess the severity of the infestation, choose the right plays (treatments), and execute them flawlessly. It's not going to happen overnight, but with hard work and persistence, we can come out on top.

Typically, you'll start seeing results within a few weeks after treatment. However, it may take multiple treatments and some time for the effects to fully kick in. We might need to adjust our strategy based on how the bed bugs respond.

Just like in football, we have to stay focused on our end goal—getting rid of those bed bugs for good! Keep an eye out for any signs of lingering pests and don't hesitate to call in reinforcements if needed.

Remember team, we're in this together and we're gonna come out victorious! Let's tackle those bed bugs head-on and show them who's boss. Game on!