Biography
Name’s Vicky Pitmaster, but around here they call me the Exterminatrix. I don’t tiptoe around infestations, I torch ‘em. Bed bugs think they’re tough? Please - I’ve crushed more colonies than I can count. DIY hacks make me laugh, because when I roll up, it’s game over. Straight talk, hard hits, and zero mercy for pests - that’s my brand. Follow me if you want to see what it looks like when bed bugs meet their match.
They’re not injecting you with Ebola - but don’t relax. Bed bugs wreck your sleep, tank your sanity, and turn your bedroom into a war zone. Mental stress, anxiety, infection from scratching - that’s their calling card. You don’t get sick from the bite, you get sick from the nightmare.
Because these little vampires are built like tanks. They hide in cracks the width of a credit card, go months without feeding, and laugh at half the sprays you buy off the shelf. Killing bed bugs isn’t pest control — it’s combat.
DIY? Please. That’s like bringing a squirt gun to a house fire. Bed bugs don’t read internet hacks - they breed through them. You try baking soda, tea tree oil, or duct-tape traps, and all you’re doing is giving those bloodsuckers time to multiply and laugh at you in the dark.
If you want results, you call in the heavy artillery: pros with heat rigs, chemicals, and zero mercy. Bed bugs don’t die easy - and if you think you’re going to outsmart them with a spray bottle from aisle nine, you’re already losing. Leave the DIY for arts and crafts. When it comes to bed bugs, it’s pro or it’s pointless.